
Joe Buck : Welcome to the Covid-19 Summer Tour on 2K21! I’m Joe Buck and I’m joined today by Paul Azinger and Brad Faxon. Let’s recap the season so far with a rundown of our top players in the field! Paul, who’s your favorite to win this season?
Paul Azinger: Thank you, Joe. With one player missing from the pack, I see a strong leader in Surly. He’s a long ball driver with a hyper focus on swing mechanics and putting, and if he can get a handle on his anger issues I see him carrying his early lead all the way to the Championship.
Joe: So you do have some concerns about him?
Paul: I do, I see the strength behind that focus, but he can lose that when other golfers leave the round to pee or to get yet ANOTHER beer.
Joe: Brad, do you see any challengers for Surly?
Brad Fazon: Absolutely. Tolwyn, Mitch, and Rev have all taken an event this season, and Serena has come within a few putts of victory, so Surly is by no means coasting to a green jacket!
Joe: There you have it, lots of work still to do from everyone, let’s review our players.

Strengths: Anger, Chips of Power
Weaknesses: Temper, Tolwyn
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Strengths: Cialis, Beer
Weaknesses: Pee, Beer Wenches, Asian Massage Parlors
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Strengths: Sexiness, Beard
Weaknesses: Redheads, seltzer beer
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Strengths: Breasts, Construction
Weaknesses: Men, Golfing with others
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Strengths: Maple syrup, Belches
Weaknesses: Puppers (Aspen!), Microphones
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