Members – The Prime Crew 
Name: Rev
Callsign: OldSchoolDM
Role: Admin, Guru, Bitch Monkey
Quote: I see you’re headed to Alpha. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be headed to Bravo if you wanted to.
Name: Tolwyn
Callsign: primecrew
Role: Theme Music, IT Support, Beer Drinker
Quote: Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… *all day*. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Name: Serena
Callsign: WickedSexy1
Role: Token Female, Cruise Director, Mood Lifter/Enhancer
Quote: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant…Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by jeep stuff. That was the one. I think that’s gonna come out really nice.
Name: Mitch
Callsign: Mitchech
Role: Token Foreigner, Dog Whisperer, Physical Plant
Quote: They’re pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good Medic should have, like, four.
Name: Irish
Callsign: Im-Irish420
Role: Instigator, Insinuator, Spotter
Quote: How much you wanna make a bet I can snipe a guy over them mountains?… Yeah… Sarge woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been Ace Squad. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
Name: Surly
Callsign: SurlyBirch1
Role: Filmographer, Tank Driver, Team Spirit
Quote: I’m Surly, founder of the Surly Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my tank, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.